It’s that time of year again…Imaginary Oscar Dress Decision
Time!
Last year, it was Zac Posen and Bradley Cooper:
My dress will likely be a game-time decision (as will my date), but here are the candidates:
Going for Glamour
David Meister Signature ($2,650)
I love the slight shine and the satin belt.
Valentino ($25,000)
Pink, frilly, and girlie. To quote Captain Hammer, “Not my
usual, but nice.”
Going for Sex Appeal
Stella McCartney ($5,200)
Sort of “Tron Meets the Prom.” No word on whether the belt
doubles as an Identity Disc.
Jason Wu ($4,785)
If you’re going to wear black to the Oscars, it’s gotta be
spectacular (more like “Jason Wooooo!”)
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The dress is even more important this year, as I am
nominated in the following categories:
Best Song – for “impromptu shower performance of ‘On My Own’
from Les Mis (deemed ‘confused head
tilt-worthy’ by the Household Canine Association)”
Best Imaginary Reaction – for “upon seeing girl running on
treadmill with t-shirt pulled up for the sole purpose of showing off her abs, Mary
hops on the treadmill next to her, pulls up her own t-shirt, and trudges
alongside, her pregnant belly bouncing and wobbling out front.”
Fingers crossed!
